Which one of y’all invited Al Gore to North Texas?!
It’s the seventh of April — in North by-Gawd Texas — and it was 30 bloody degrees Fahrenheit on the porch thermometer when I staggered out of bed this morning.
Now I find out that there’s a chance of snow.
Snow?! It’s April! In North Texas! Albert Arnold Gore, Junior — take your happy arse home, dammit!
April snow in North Texas — ye gods!
Yep, it’s snowing. Not little flakes, either.