By way of Sweden, we learn of an enterprising young man who has decided to seek his fortune through the distribution and sale of recreational pharmaceuticals.
Seems our young gentleman doesn’t actually have access to the substances desired — no matter! He proceeds to wrap 200 grams of chocolate in a bindle, and tell potential eager purchasers that the package contains marijuana.
I say “eager purchasers”, because upon discovering that they paid about thirteen hundred bucks ($1,300) for a package containing nothing more exotic than theobromine, said “eager purchasers” proceed to hunt down the aspiring dealer, and shoot him in the foot before whacking him over the head with an axe.
You know, it being Sweden and all, I shouldn’t be surprised an axe was involved.
By all appearances the proto-dealer seems to have survived the experience. I say this, because the local prosecutor has decided to press charges against him for fraud — and yes, mota is illegal in Sweden.
Not only is it illegal to sell happy terbaccy, but it’s illegal to defraud people when selling it?
You know, I never thought of that. Of course, I figure the fraud charges were time served just as soon as the bullet went through his foot, or the axe bounced of his skull — but that’s just me.
Tip of the Stetson to Peter.