Eleven days to go

I am somewhat amused that I can tell a story involving the sentence “dumpster diving for midget porn” and my Gentle Readers will promptly begin debating the civility of dipping one’s french fries into the chocolate shake.

Y’all really are the best kind of folks.

As of yet there isn’t a “pre-order” set up for the first LawDog Files book, but if one does pop up, I’ll announce here as soon as possible.


Seven days
Book update, the first.

14 thoughts on “Eleven days to go”

  1. Is midget porn eligible for the Hugo Award for best short story?

  2. Mild and passe. Ask any experienced Sailor-Elf porn is far superior stuff. Its derivatives include gnome porn (excellent in a back garden setting). Smurf porn runs into copyright issues, and it is very difficult to remove blue body paint from furniture.

  3. French fries and ice cream of any type or flavor is right out in my opinion, but what do I know. Folks in my adopted state eat their fries with "fry sauce".

    -J.D. Brown

  4. I would cosult Larry Corriga about Elf or Gnome porn. That's "Monster Hunter" territory if ever you her email as…esp trailer-park Elves….just sayin'.

  5. "…dipping one's french fries into the chocolate shake."

    I believe that is one of the most disturbing things I have read this site.

  6. Portillo's Chocolate Cake Shake.
    But whose french fries…….?

  7. A friend and I were talking.

    He looks at me and says, "You know, you're actually kind of peculiar."

    I replied, "You're just saying that because of me taste in friends."

    The "Doh!" look on his face was priceless. 🙂

  8. Is there an e-mail or P.O. Box to send cash for an autographed copy or two?

  9. "…dipping one's french fries into the chocolate shake."

    Sounds like a euphemism for something!

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