Upon receiving a call that one of Tole’s offspring has a loose fang what needs pulling.
Herself: “Do I have any Tooth Ferret money?”
Me: (Blinking) “Tooth Ferret?”
Herself: “Like the Tooth Fairy, only pays better. Probably meaner, too.”
Snerk. Am I lucky, or what?
LawDog
Heh. As long as it's not the tooth ratel . . .
🙂
Snerk!
"Heh. As long as it's not the tooth ratel . . ."
Especially the six-wheeled version.
I don't know… Banjo can be pretty mean when he wants to be…
Finding a woman with the appropriate level of sarcasm and snark is a joy indeed. I've been lucky enough in that regard myself. Congratulations.
I thought of this while reading this post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPhRiaNW4UQ
Yep you are! 🙂
The Tooth fairy WAITS for tooths to appear under the pillow.
The tooth ferret … not so much, and then asks for protection money.
Note to self: Do not read Lawdawg's blog while eating. Tabasco sauce out the nose BURNS…
WV ghtfu The sound one makes while ejecting Tabasco sauce nasally.