Good Lord, has it really been since Easter?
Between Herself going for her BSN, and my Sheriff deciding to tweak the scope of my job a bit, my muse has buggered off to parts unknown, the hussy.
Unfortunately, the expanded duties have fallen right off into Sekret Skwirl territory — not necessarily unknown turf to me, but doing so at Small County Government level is a whole different kettle of fish compared to the Federal government level, I’m here to tell you — and seems to involve a great deal of desk work, interspersed with long runs of Being Diplomatic In Public.
Long-time Gentle Readers (the two who are left) will probably remember that deskwork and Dealing With People are not my preferred activities, introvert that I am.
For the last year or so, I find myself getting home after about nine hours of smiling at people instead of giving them the smack with a cudgel they’re desperately crying out for and shaking hands with individuals who would greatly benefit from a decent throat-punch; crawling into the recliner, and dozing off until the whole thing starts again in the morning.
That sort of thing tends to play Merry Hob with the old creativity.
Anyhoo, I find myself desperately missing writing, and thinking: “Man, if there were only some forum on which I could … Derp.”
I’ll not promise any stellar literary works — mental exhaustion and all — but we’ll see about firing this old thing up again.
LawDog
Hey NEW content!!!!!!Happy days are here again…..maybe. Have you placed an APB for your muse? Just kidding enjoy the heck out of your writing sumdood has been absent too long.
Great to see you back Old Man!
Welcome back! We missed you!
Glad to see you back.
Long-term readers number 5 & 6 reporting in. Glad to see you're back.
Her majesty has instructed me to tell you she is amused.
Welcome back, Lawdog! Perhaps you could convince your muse to share more stories of your (amazing) youth in Africa? I'm sure relating more of the tortures of Brigade-Captain Sneezy will break the ice.
The Lawdawg is back!
Hooray! You're not dead! Was beginning to wonder…
Hope your're Muse returns, and that work becomes more pleasant for you.
Glad to see you back, Mr. Dawg sir.
I admit that I was down to checking once a week, but I never gave up hope.
Anything you got, I'll read~
MC
Ah! Wondering when the creative juices would start flowing again. Absent your second career in standup, I must keep myself happy with the occasional post. Welcome back, sir. You have been missed.
Which reminds me, missed you at NRAAM in Indy, too.
All best,
ScribblersDad
Welcome back!!! missed you
Thanks, for not being dead. ๐
DAWG!
If OldNFO can manage 2 freaking boos, you can probably come up with atleast a dozen on your childhood adventures, and early law ossifer tales.
C-90
YAY! our Lawdog has taken Pen in Paw again
Hooray!
r
reader 1435.5
still waiting fior the Lawdog the Book (hint, hint)
Welcome home son.
So glad to see you again, Lawdog.
HUZZAH! He has returned!!!
We'll be here when you do.
Make sure the battery is charged, verify a mud dauber didn't build a nest in the tail pipe, give it a shot of ether, and crank it up. After it starts running, balances out and the pleasant rumble insures it's going to make it around the block, carefully back down the driveway, and watch for kids on bicycles.
Welcome Back
Nice to see a new post. And new ones to look forward to – yay!
Glad to see you are back!
It's about damned time! ๐
Oh there you are, LawDog!
Welcome back LD. we missed you.
Welcome back LD. we missed you.
welcome back LD. we missed you. I don't even want to think about playing those kind of silly bugger games at a small govt level. may your muse never abandon you again.
Very happy to see you back, LawDog. I was starting to fear that your absence meant something more dire than a Runaway Muse.
Very happy to have your insightful comments once again available for my viewing pleasure. You were missed.
And there was much rejoicing in the land.
You've been missed. Whatever bits and bytes you drop will be gobbled up ๐
Welcome back! Missed you.
See, we do check back here once in a while.
Glad to see you back.
If you find your muse, would you please see if she knows where my muse has wandered off to?
I toast your return, sir! ๐
Has hell frozen over ? Didn't know WHAT to think ……………..
And, as far as you being an introvert – might I remind you of our first face-to-face meeting {consequent to the NRA convention, Houston, at The Ginger Man}? Old NFO graciously presented me to you – and you HUGGED me !! I'm STILL smiling about that !!
You've been sorely missed – was about ready to send out EquuSearch looking for you …………..
Semper Fi'
DM
Welcome back. I will gladly buy you the libation of your choice if it means the return of your long lost muse. Or at least a muse rentable by the hour.
Glad to know you're only miserable and stressed out, and not dead, as was feared.
Antibubba
Just when we thought all was lost himself returns! Welcome back sir! you were missed.
Looking forward to it. Looks like I'm not alone.
Great to have you back Lawdog!
LD,
Thanks for the new posts! Hope your muse shows up again.
Scott
So much for having only two readers left.
40 responses as I'm writing this.
Welcome back.
We do not "need" more Dawg stories, per se, but the dry humor, sudden twists, and turns of phrase bring a spot of fun to otherwise dreary days.
I think you need to get back in touch with your old friends on the Squirrel Report and call in. "Sapper Lizards" remains, despite the intervening time since its recording, one of my all-time favorite and most-listened to VCs, but while I still laugh my hairy backside off every time, new content from a favorite contributor is never amiss.
Welcome back, LD! There are more than two of us still hanging around waiting, apparently.
Since your last missive, I have retired from the business of keeping People Who Would Rather Be Somewhere Else, inside a Place Theyโd Rather Not Be.
I now have honest work, slinging produce at the local grocery store.
Welcome back!!!
Welcome back!
Ulises from CA
Got a BOLO out on that Muse, along with my rich uncle who's gonna die in the Poor House…….glad the Dawg's back.
Yeah!!! Welcome back.
Ah, Lawdog. We've missed your unique brand of wit 'round these parts! Thank (insert favorite deity here) that you're back!
As has been mentioned above, if I'm ever in Bugscuffle, the libations are on me!
Cheers from Maryland's Eastern Shore!
Andy
Welcome back. You have been missed.
You have been missed very much Welcome Back
There you are!
Welcome Back! Delighted to learn that you along absence was not caused by something dire.
SO good to see you back!
Which it was about to put your picture on a gods-damned milk carton..
Glad to see you're still among the living, sir.
Glad to see you are back!
Got real tired of looking at that damned bunny every time I clicked your link!
LTR #57
You know most of us have been making sad-puppy faces at your window for the past six or seven months, don't you? Welcome back!
Welcome back, sir. Welcome back.
Hurrah!! The teachings of the Lawdog continue! All Hail!! So happy my monitor will once more be in peril ๐
Ah, 'Dog, it's so good to have you back!
Thank God. I was afraid you'd crossed over the River Styx or moved to California or something.
Boy, am I glad to see you… I was about to start emailing folks to ask if you'd passed on!
Fresh Lawdog. Going to be a good day.
Your description is what my company calls "expanding my horizons." WELCOME BACK!!! looking forward to reading what you can write, when you can.
Glad all is well.
Steve,
Morrow, Oh
Hurray!! You're Back!!!
Imamontanalady
Nice to see you back at it.
Funny tales and written in an entertaining way – whats not to like ?
Welcome back, sir.